WAIT... ARRR THEY SAYING SPERM HAVE HAIR??
Sperm bank turns down redheads
(Thanks to tc and Joe in Japan)
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September 19, 2011
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I guess that the sperm of redheads are unpopular.
Posted by: Theresa | September 19, 2011 at 07:01 PM
Now wait a doggone minute! I'm a redhead and I come from a long line of proud, and very angry, volatile, redheads. What's wrong with us?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 19, 2011 at 07:09 PM
Sperrrrrrrrrm arrrrrre way too picky!
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2011 at 07:10 PM
Arrrgh. What about Red Beards? Everyone wants a little ginger pirate.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 19, 2011 at 07:55 PM
Aye, we'll take yer red-headed seamen.
...What?
Posted by: Briny the Blue | September 19, 2011 at 09:35 PM
I never turn down a redhead. Blondes, I might, but never a redhead.
Posted by: billinbossier | September 19, 2011 at 11:28 PM
I'm married to a red, the bank has a point.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | September 20, 2011 at 06:01 AM
My first wife was a red head, beautiful woman but scared the hound dog howdy out of me when she got mad.
Posted by: oldfatguy | September 20, 2011 at 09:25 AM
Contrary to popular belief, we redheads do not have bad tempers. In fact as long as everyone agrees with us and acts like they have some sense, we are pretty easy to get along with.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 20, 2011 at 09:29 AM
The first Mrs. Layzee was a readhead. Not a bad temper but the most stubborn person I've ever met in my life.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 20, 2011 at 11:43 AM
Still no fuzzy numbers. Maybe they are only for funny comments.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | September 20, 2011 at 01:03 PM
This is clearly Redhead Discrimination and I, for one, plan to sue everyone immediately! Ginger Jizzers Unite!
Posted by: Suzy Q (the original) | September 20, 2011 at 03:00 PM
So their highest demand is from Spain, Italy, Greece, and Ireland? What, deficits make people sterile or something?
Posted by: foo | September 20, 2011 at 04:56 PM
*snork!* @ Suzy Q
Posted by: Toto | September 20, 2011 at 07:27 PM