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September 19, 2011

THEY ALSO HAVE VALID FLARRRRRRIDA LICENSES

A retired farmer living in Brazil says he speaks to pineapples – and they talk back.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Attention SpongeBob producerrrrrrrs.

Somewhere, there are some Brazillian teens who have hooked up speakers near some pineapples. And boy are THEY laughing! Otherwise, ask the pineapple why it's so prickly...

Where do these nuts come from? My pineapple is going into some fruit salsa. Yeah!

too much acid. i dont eat pineapple anymore. shhhh. dont tell them.

I can't be too critical since I have been known to talk to my beer though I usually go through several before I find the one worth talking to.

The farmer is nutty as a fruitcake; I heard it through the grapevine.

See, this is what happens when you put pineapple on pizza with the wrong sort of shrooms.

Brazilian Pineapples opened for the Cream.

Snork @ wiredog!

I have to wonder, do they talk back before or after being consumed? And is beer involved?

I know that onions can and do talk back to ya after consumation.

I was in an aisle of Lowe's the other day when a guy walked by me. He was obviously having a long and arduous argument with the chili he'd eaten the night before.
The chili was winning.

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