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September 23, 2011

SNOOKI?

What name would you give to a species of Antarctic, sea-dwelling worm that spends its time 2000 metres below the water's surface, wriggling in the rotting carcasses of whales?

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

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*seconds Snooki*

Buddy?

Thirds Snooki. Although Buddy is good too.

Ophryotrocha trumpi. Unless that's already taken by a different worm.

cokie roberts

Donald Trump?

Ridley?

Dick Cheney

Edgar?

Nah, I'm going with Snooki too.

My ex husband?

Pat Robertson

Dubya

Leave Ridley alone, wiredog!

Howard Stern?

Obama because he is an expert in "Tax-Onomy"!

Is this the Antarctic, sea-dwelling worm that spends its time 2000 metres below the water's surface, wriggling in the rotting carcasses of whales who just had a celebrity roast on TV ?

At the mention of a "hoover", the following names came to mind: Hoover (of course), Pinto, Vernonwormer, D-Day, Stork, Otter, Bluto, Boon, and Flounder.
And Politicalaide because these worms wriggle around in bloated waste.

I once knew a girl in high school whose nickname was "Hoover"...

Gotta go with "Snooki", btw.

Snookie works for me.

Why even ask us when you've got the answer right there?

We have "The Situation" in hand. --Snookie

Translation: she has the weird dude by the balls...

Michael (Pizza the Hut) Moore. Oh, my fault, I thought you wanted to name the rotten whale.

But...

I thought Snooki was a rotting whale carcass.

Didn't anyone read the rules? It has to be Ophryotrocha snookii.

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