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Just bring it back where it came from and no questions will be asked.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 23, 2011 at 12:45 PM
I thought Al Gore invented the moon rock.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | September 23, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Too bad Clinton couldn't hide his thing with Monica for this long.
As you can see, I was a big fan of that administration. BTW, I have all four grandparents buried in Arkansas.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | September 23, 2011 at 01:00 PM
How do you misplace a moon rock? I agree that the only right thing to do is to make him take it back where it came from.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 23, 2011 at 01:08 PM
Is it stained?
Posted by: Make It Rain | September 23, 2011 at 01:22 PM
it was right next to hillary's rose law firm files...
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | September 23, 2011 at 01:31 PM
I did not have sex with that moon rock.
Posted by: B.Clinton | September 23, 2011 at 01:32 PM
A moon rock was found in his files? Other things seem to come to mind that may be found there.
Posted by: Theresa | September 23, 2011 at 01:54 PM
Bill Clinton got his rocks off? Who woulda thunk it?
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 23, 2011 at 02:12 PM
I signed on to see if I could be the first to squeeze a Monica Lewinsky joke out of this. I see I am far, far too late.
Posted by: padraig | September 23, 2011 at 02:21 PM
He borrowed it. Yeah, that's the ticket, borrowed it.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 23, 2011 at 02:38 PM
Moonica?
Posted by: sandy | September 23, 2011 at 02:58 PM
It was probably a good opening line to use on lunar chicks...sometimes shortened to lunatics.
Posted by: LeDud | September 23, 2011 at 04:46 PM
I would expect it was IN HIS PANTS!
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 23, 2011 at 05:50 PM
Bill probably filed it after he couldn't keep it lit.
Posted by: Pirateboy | September 24, 2011 at 03:56 PM
Or is it only Charlie Sheen that has a fondness for rocks?
Posted by: Pirateboy | September 24, 2011 at 03:57 PM
It's Always The Last Place You Look
Gotta remember that.
Posted by: Erwin Schrödinger | September 24, 2011 at 04:16 PM