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September 23, 2011

IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

A long-lost, highly valuable Moon rock brought back from the Apollo 17 mission has turned up in the files of Bill Clinton.

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

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Just bring it back where it came from and no questions will be asked.

I thought Al Gore invented the moon rock.

Too bad Clinton couldn't hide his thing with Monica for this long.

As you can see, I was a big fan of that administration. BTW, I have all four grandparents buried in Arkansas.

How do you misplace a moon rock? I agree that the only right thing to do is to make him take it back where it came from.

Is it stained?

it was right next to hillary's rose law firm files...

I did not have sex with that moon rock.

A moon rock was found in his files? Other things seem to come to mind that may be found there.

Bill Clinton got his rocks off? Who woulda thunk it?

I signed on to see if I could be the first to squeeze a Monica Lewinsky joke out of this. I see I am far, far too late.

He borrowed it. Yeah, that's the ticket, borrowed it.

Moonica?

It was probably a good opening line to use on lunar chicks...sometimes shortened to lunatics.

I would expect it was IN HIS PANTS!

Bill probably filed it after he couldn't keep it lit.

Or is it only Charlie Sheen that has a fondness for rocks?

It's Always The Last Place You Look

Gotta remember that.

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