GUESS THE STATE, MATEYS

At this point, amazingly, Smith spotted an opossum crossing the road and slammed on the brakes, “causing the female to slide out of her seat and mildly into the dashboard.” The report does not make clear whether she still had Smith’s sheathed fake penis in her mouth at the time.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Comments

[wiredog]

Arrgh. Sounds like Vermont!

[pegleg padraig, the scourge of lake mendota]

I'm makin' my estimation that this be in Flarrrrrrrida.

[eil]

The wench must come up with $120 in fake dubloons. Manatee County = Flarrrrrida, maties. (Kudos to the police officer who did not allow the fake pen*s to come (pun) off (pun2) during the slide.) What happened to the oppossum?

[Theresa]

It must be Florida. Geez Louise a fake penis too. However California could be a close second

[oldfatguy]

I always wonder what would happen if and if it has happened an undercover female cop was acting like a hooker to bust guys, and a male cop was acting like a John to bust hookers. If their agenices did not communicate with each other would they both be in jail, or spend the night trying to find out if the other was a cop or would they just fall in love and run off. I worry about these things

[Ralph]

"...Smith spotted an opossum crossing the road and slammed on the brakes, 'causing the female to slide out of her seat and mildly into the dashboard.'”

Why was the female opossum seated while crossing the road, and why didn't milady have her seat belt fastened?

[Loudmouth]

The real one must have been strapped down really well. Otherwise she'd have thought she hit the daily double.

[Steve]

Where the heck did he buy it?
I can't imagine there's a great market for a fake, flaccid Anthony Wiener.