CSI: ARRRRRRKANSAS
Police are trying to find out who has been trying to suck women's toes in central Arkansas.
(Thanks to jon harrrris)
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September 19, 2011
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Well, it would be one thing to suck someone's toes. Which is fine if it's part of making love but quite another if he wants to cut off her feet to suck her toes and watch her bleed to death. That could be the start of a new horror flick. Just my opinion mind you.
Posted by: Theresa | September 19, 2011 at 11:32 AM
This sucker is only news because it's Arkansas.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | September 19, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Arrrr, watch out for him, wenches! He be havin' foot-in-mouth disease, and a tad scurvy, too!
Posted by: eil | September 19, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Well, at least now I have a good reason not to go in to town today.
Posted by: Toto | September 19, 2011 at 12:29 PM
This sounds like a case for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Footwear.
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 19, 2011 at 12:39 PM
I guess this means it's time to break out the sneakers and put away the sandals.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 19, 2011 at 02:26 PM
Arrrgh, Gaaak. Athletes tongue. That's some hard scratching.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 19, 2011 at 04:15 PM
That be totally gross. Who knows where those toes have been.
Posted by: Iron Elon Flint | September 19, 2011 at 06:02 PM
Those darn toe truck drivers never know how to do a proper hook up.
Posted by: Ralph | September 19, 2011 at 11:42 PM
If your toes are cut off, just get aRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRtificial ones.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | September 20, 2011 at 12:54 AM