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September 19, 2011


Police are trying to find out who has been trying to suck women's toes in central Arkansas.

(Thanks to jon harrrris)


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Well, it would be one thing to suck someone's toes. Which is fine if it's part of making love but quite another if he wants to cut off her feet to suck her toes and watch her bleed to death. That could be the start of a new horror flick. Just my opinion mind you.

This sucker is only news because it's Arkansas.

Arrrr, watch out for him, wenches! He be havin' foot-in-mouth disease, and a tad scurvy, too!

Well, at least now I have a good reason not to go in to town today.

This sounds like a case for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Footwear.

I guess this means it's time to break out the sneakers and put away the sandals.

Arrrgh, Gaaak. Athletes tongue. That's some hard scratching.

That be totally gross. Who knows where those toes have been.

Those darn toe truck drivers never know how to do a proper hook up.

If your toes are cut off, just get aRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRtificial ones.

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