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September 19, 2011
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I call Shenanigans. A city in Texas comes in second!?
Posted by: stev0 | September 19, 2011 at 11:15 AM
What they be havin' in Plano, Texas that's so smarrrrrtifying?
Posted by: Squintin' Guin the Left-Handed | September 19, 2011 at 11:38 AM
ARRRRRRRRRRR! I be demandin' a rrrrrrrrrrrecount!!
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2011 at 11:50 AM
Newark's grade would probably go up a lot if they would just get rid of Snooki. Make her walk the plank!
Posted by: nursecindy | September 19, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Plano is an exurb of Dallas where a lot of tech companies have migrated. Not too surprising.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | September 19, 2011 at 12:17 PM
I guess 100 is not a perfect score in this case.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | September 19, 2011 at 12:27 PM
Put more Krugman and Reich articles on the Herald Op-Ed page. Circulation should go through the roof.
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 19, 2011 at 12:48 PM
"See the most (and least) educated cities in America."
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"...Only 20 percent of high school seniors have a solid grasp of global geography...."
Miami is in America?
Posted by: Ralph | September 19, 2011 at 01:19 PM
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"--George W. Bush, Florence, South Carolina; January 11, 2000.
and the answer is: no, hell no....
but then again, neither is the government!
Posted by: funny man | September 19, 2011 at 02:38 PM
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow."-- George W. Bush, January 2000
But what about the bulldogs and Rottweilers? seems unfair to single out terriers...and bariffs, which
are/is...not even a real word.
Posted by: funny man | September 19, 2011 at 02:49 PM
Miami, are your drug dealers able to make change?
DC is as high as 34? Not bad considering we gather the nation's village idiots. They get dumber the longer they stay and tend to rise to their ultimate level of incompetence.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 19, 2011 at 04:26 PM