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September 30, 2011

A FLAWLESS PLAN

A California man is facing charges after police say he used an inhaler to steal beer from two men before using his head to break the windshield of a police cruiser.

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

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That was a smart move.

"Hand over the Budweisers or your bronchial tubes get it!"

This is exactly what happens when you abuse a steroid inhaler. I would also like to point out that he may be a California man but this happened in Clover, South Carolina which is about 10 miles from my home. It doesn't surprise me at all.

Amateur. I'd have held out for Guinness at the very least.

I would also like to point out that Clover is a major speed trap if you are ever, for some unknown reason, traveling through there. I got a ticket a few years ago for going 37 mph in a 35 mph zone. I took it to court and won. Sometimes I can be mildly stubborn.

2 miles over! What were they thinking?

He's on steriods and a member of the Headbanger's Club? And drunk, to boot?

Throw him in solitary for a week or two and bread and water only!

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