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August 25, 2011

THIS IS WHAT WE GET FOR BROADCASTING JERSEY SHORE

Study suggests aliens could attack Earth to save the galaxy

(Thanks to The Perts)

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Now wouldn't that be interesting.

I know this is going to sound crazy but I think we're short changing aliens. Why assume they are as violent and immoral as some of us are? Maybe they've been watching us all along and have decided we're not worth getting to know. I think Jersey Shore would be the cherry on top of their decision. Also any other reality show. And Lady Gaga.

ANd the Khardas...Khardass...hte tramps.

I keep wondering why people always assume aliens are so much smarter and just gosh, plain nicer than we are. Didn't these people ever hear of the Borg? or the Klingons, (before they got sissified by Pickard and crew?)

...the authors write that “a core concern is that ETI will learn of our presence and quickly travel to Earth to eat or enslave us.”

Oh, sure. Well, Author-know-it-all's, maybe they want us for:

spare parts
pets (is your dog or cat "enslaved"?)
cheap entertainment (ever see a cat "play" with a mouse or bird? Yes, sometimes they eat it, but not always)
our neat fashion sense at Walmart
our chocolates
our strange love for Justin Beiber
OR
they love violating the Galatic Council Rules

If any of those are true, then they are dumber than
we imagine they are.

I agree with Cindy. Supposedly, that's why earth if
off limits officially. Too much Gaga.

But we canceled Paris Hilton's show.

Too late?

Wasn't that the premise of the movie "The Day The Earth Stood Still?"

And.....are we paying these scientists with tax dollars?

I am reminded of the classic movie "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" and am calmed. Ahhhhhhhhh.......

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