THEY OWE ME MILLIONS! I'VE BEEN NOT WEARING THEM FOR YEARS.
Abercrombie to pay 'Jersey Shore' cast to stop wearing its clothes
(Thanks to cyberick, Mark Schlesinger and nursecindy)
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August 17, 2011
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Next someone will be willing to pay them to STAY OFF TV!
Honestly, nobody did American Foreign Relations any good by sending them to Italy - now further away? Like Antarctica? Good start!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | August 17, 2011 at 11:10 AM
Kibby, I understand Prague is on the short list.
Time to move!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 17, 2011 at 11:13 AM
The Marx Brothers were first with this. Chico quotes Groucho a higher fee to practice than to perform. Groucho questions this, and Chico spins him a con tale which finishes with, "If-a we no play? Ha! THAT runs into money!"
Groucho asks, "How much would it cost for you not to practice?"
Chico: "You couldn't afford it."
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 17, 2011 at 11:24 AM
I have a deal like that set up with Speedo.
Posted by: padraig | August 17, 2011 at 11:34 AM
snork @ Allen at Division.
My thoughts exactly.
No response from the French, so far.
Posted by: funny man | August 17, 2011 at 02:11 PM
I think the cast of Jersey Shore, especially Snooki, should go entertain the troops in Afghanistan. I'm not saying it necessarily should be U.S. troops though. Aren't the Afghans known for their sense of humor and appreciation of the arts?
Posted by: nursecindy | August 17, 2011 at 02:43 PM
cindy -- only if they get one-way tickets. I'll throw in a free shovel so they can dig their own trenches.
Posted by: padraig | August 17, 2011 at 03:36 PM
Back in the Middle Ages, Abercrombie & Fitch was a high-end sporting goods store. They went bankrupt and sold the name. As far as I'm concerned, their reputation is now no better than Snooki's.
Posted by: Ralph | August 17, 2011 at 04:02 PM
We should un-retire the shuttle program and send them all into space. Not to the space station, just, you know...into space.
Posted by: Wolfsong | August 17, 2011 at 04:24 PM