THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE SILENT.
...audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange because it offends the Afghans.
(Thanks to Martini Shark and Michael McNelis)
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...audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange because it offends the Afghans.
(Thanks to Martini Shark and Michael McNelis)
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I fart in their direction!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 24, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Stealth underwear.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | August 24, 2011 at 11:26 AM
All right, let's get them out of the way:
-- Gas mask supplies have been doubled.
-- "PRIVATE! Stop blaming it on the camels!"
--Operation Silent But Deadly will now commence.
Posted by: Martini Shark | August 24, 2011 at 11:26 AM
To steal a comment on the story web site, " I fart in their direction" sorry, better that the ones I kept thinking of. Like "well P___ on them. ha long day.
Posted by: oldfatguy | August 24, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Silent. But deadly.
Posted by: wiredog | August 24, 2011 at 11:54 AM
GAWD! Next thing you know they will be issuing lace panties to the jar-heads and telling them to drink herbal tea! HEAVEN FORBID that we offend those sorry bast**ds with a good old all-American fart! Marines do two things really well: 1) Fart. 2) Kill a$$h****s. The only thing I have ever seen that can out-fart a Marine is a constipated Clydesdale! Let's keep this world sane. If they don't like the sound of a free nation, it we should pull out of that sorry (deleted, but really gross dirty word)and can take our jar-heads elsewhere!
Posted by: Elmo | August 24, 2011 at 12:07 PM
I guess they also don't play "Pull My Finger" very often.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 24, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Revolving doors and closed elevators will be much safer now. I'm not sure how many are in the Afghan area, but it should make a difference.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 24, 2011 at 12:32 PM
sir, yes sir!
(3<)
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | August 24, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Seriously?
I say FART away, soldier!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 24, 2011 at 12:49 PM
We're making our fighting men worry about offending people who have barely evolved from cave men?
Posted by: Wingnut | August 24, 2011 at 12:53 PM
The national sport is buzkashi. The Afghans are very sensitive:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8WgCAgZTP8
Posted by: Mazar Larry | August 24, 2011 at 12:59 PM
I wish my father were still around to see this. He was a Marine and could wipe out an entire car load of family with his farts.
Posted by: Charlotte | August 24, 2011 at 01:57 PM
It doesn't go over big with the people in my office, either.
Posted by: Mxymaster | August 24, 2011 at 02:21 PM
Farting near Afghans fouls the air.
How can you tell?
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | August 24, 2011 at 02:31 PM
Huge, gas-powered *SNORKS* @ Mud & Myxmaster.
Posted by: Lairbo | August 24, 2011 at 03:14 PM
I had to send this to my dad. To all of our veterans and active duty, FART AT 'EM!
Save bullets. Fart!
Semper Fart
Posted by: eil | August 24, 2011 at 03:41 PM