THANKS FOR ASKING

How's your pee been looking lately?

(Thanks to Tom Meerschaert)

Comments

[Theresa]

Peachy

[nursecindy]

Peachy is iffy, Theresa. Clear or light yellow is good. Orange can mean you're dehydrated. Red=blood, brown can mean liver disease. Blue=you've been abducted by aliens at some point and shouldn't be insulted by the fact your nurse is running away while screaming. Any other strange color? I'm sure it's nothing.

[MikeyVA]

Sorta like when a guy asks, "Was tha good for you?" and you answer, "Was what good?"

[oldfatguy]

It has been so hot and dry here in Texas that most of the pee around here comes out as dust.

[wiredog]

nc,
When in high school I learned of two chemicals (names forgotten now, alas) which turn your pee bright blue, or cherry kool-aid red. Fun to hit someone (you don't like) with one of those if you know they're going to be using hallucinogenics. Or so I've heard.

[funny man]

If your pee is foamy, is it:

You've mistaken pee for Miller Lite again or vice versa?

You've had too much beer?

You've full of baking soda?

Or someone shook you really hard?

[Theresa]

When I said Peachy i didn't mean it as a color just as it's fine.

[Loudmouth]

Coffee. The smell not the color.

[eil]

When my son was diagnosed with Juvenile Diabetes, his urine was clear. He was drinking a lot of water because of excessive thirst. Also, didn't I hear that we're drinking too much water (8-8oz glasses a day)? When I was doing that, my urine (TMI) as also clear. This has been your Urine Diversity Report. Thank you for watching. (Waiting for Reality Show Producer now.)