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August 23, 2011


Trout Thieves In California

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)


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Workers at the San Joaquin State Fish Hatchery found the gate pried open and blood covering the floors on Sunday.

I understand the gate being pried open, but where did all the blood come from?

Sounds a little fishy to me....

(Oh, Cod, not more fish-puns!)

Police are looking for a Pisces, someone probably getting a little green around the gills by now and well accustom to working for scale...

[with deep and utterly insincere apologies to PirateBoy and the Firesign Theatre]

Jail's too good for these thieves; I say sautee them in a garlic butter sauce and serve them up with an herbed risotto...

Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out...

When Hillbilly Handfishin' goes bad.

Or something smelt fishy......

Now playing: Vince Gill.

I'd sing along, but I have a sore trout.

Those darn bears are getting smarter and smarter.

A fish theft of this scale has never happened before.

Almondine, meuniere or crab stuffed?

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