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August 25, 2011
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Nuts!
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 25, 2011 at 09:57 AM
For a minute there, I thought it had something to do with your Strict Policy™.
Posted by: oneblankspace | August 25, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Is this going to be called The Bobbitt clamp???
Posted by: oldfatguy | August 25, 2011 at 10:15 AM
We used to use MAST pants on the ambulance and in the E.R. which acted like a tourniquet on injuries like this. However, they don't use those much anymore. I thought they worked great for hypovolemia. This would probably work pretty well. After you knocked out the guy you were trying to put it on.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 25, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Ouch! poor guy.
Posted by: Theresa | August 25, 2011 at 10:20 AM
If they used booty armor instead of body armor none of this would be necessay.
Posted by: random thunking | August 25, 2011 at 10:50 AM
So am I supposed to keep one in the trunk of my car, or what? You know, in case I get shot in the penis.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 25, 2011 at 11:34 AM
DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT TRY THIS AFGHANISTAN.
It may cause farting.
Snork @ the Bobbitt Clamp.
(I though they used Super Glue and then sutures...)
Posted by: funny man | August 25, 2011 at 11:35 AM
I love that they call it The CRoC.
All rappers should get one along with their first gold record.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 25, 2011 at 11:42 AM
Going to register my patent for the Kevlar Kup.
Posted by: Coconuts | August 25, 2011 at 12:09 PM
All I know is that if I was a soldier in Iraq or Afghanistan, I would be taking the extra ammo out of my backpack to make room for one of these.
Posted by: padraig | August 25, 2011 at 12:12 PM
It has been claimed that the most certain way to stop blood flow to the penis is by marriage.
Posted by: Steve | August 25, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Steve, that is unless if it self-induced.
Posted by: wvplantman | August 25, 2011 at 01:08 PM
They are testing groin armor.
I saw Camouflage Diaper open for Goo Goo Dolls.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 25, 2011 at 01:46 PM
Looks like an old fashioned codpiece. Everything old is new again.
Posted by: Annie in Texas | August 25, 2011 at 02:30 PM
Kevlar Codpiece. They opened for Sex Pistols.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 25, 2011 at 04:41 PM