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August 24, 2011

IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THEY STARTED DEALING IN CRULLERS

Greek police smash violent doughnut ring

(Thanks to Chris Elzi, Greg Snow, Mark Schlesinger, Jeff Meyerson, Craig Roberts and Unholy Slacker)

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Did they get the hole gang?

I prefer pink doughnut rings.

"As a result, they have been charged with blackmail and fraud. They also were charged with food safety violations after police found they had stashed their product in an abandoned hotel that was open to the elements and used by bathers as a toilet."

Ew.

You know the guy was dying to use that headline.

Sure, the first dozen is always free...

Eventually they would've moved on to the hard stuff: Cream Cheese Danishes.

This raises many questions:

(1) What exactly does an undercover doughnut salesman look like?

(2) What exactly makes a doughnut violent?

(3) Given the number of policemen that frequent my local Dunkin' Donuts, shouldn't they have noticed ongoing illegal doughnut activity?

The case was reportedly cracked by Beverly Hills Bundt.

i think a federal study is needed to find out why and how donuts get violent.
but didnt the violent donuts open for, etc... ?

Oily operators in the dough, but knead to make it hot for competitors.

I hope everybody is happy. Now I want a doughnut. Maybe a chocolate one with the little sprinkles on top.

Naughty, cindy.

And bring me back one of those crumb ones, OK?

I've been wanting a boston cream filled one for days now.

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