IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THEY STARTED DEALING IN CRULLERS
Greek police smash violent doughnut ring
(Thanks to Chris Elzi, Greg Snow, Mark Schlesinger, Jeff Meyerson, Craig Roberts and Unholy Slacker)
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August 24, 2011
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Did they get the hole gang?
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 24, 2011 at 10:50 AM
I prefer pink doughnut rings.
Posted by: NotSherly | August 24, 2011 at 10:59 AM
"As a result, they have been charged with blackmail and fraud. They also were charged with food safety violations after police found they had stashed their product in an abandoned hotel that was open to the elements and used by bathers as a toilet."
Ew.
Posted by: Elon | August 24, 2011 at 11:06 AM
You know the guy was dying to use that headline.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 24, 2011 at 11:21 AM
Sure, the first dozen is always free...
Posted by: jon | August 24, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Eventually they would've moved on to the hard stuff: Cream Cheese Danishes.
Posted by: wiredog | August 24, 2011 at 11:53 AM
This raises many questions:
(1) What exactly does an undercover doughnut salesman look like?
(2) What exactly makes a doughnut violent?
(3) Given the number of policemen that frequent my local Dunkin' Donuts, shouldn't they have noticed ongoing illegal doughnut activity?
Posted by: tw | August 24, 2011 at 12:17 PM
The case was reportedly cracked by Beverly Hills Bundt.
Posted by: rockin01 | August 24, 2011 at 12:32 PM
i think a federal study is needed to find out why and how donuts get violent.
but didnt the violent donuts open for, etc... ?
Posted by: queensbee | August 24, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Oily operators in the dough, but knead to make it hot for competitors.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 24, 2011 at 12:55 PM
I hope everybody is happy. Now I want a doughnut. Maybe a chocolate one with the little sprinkles on top.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 24, 2011 at 01:59 PM
Naughty, cindy.
And bring me back one of those crumb ones, OK?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 24, 2011 at 02:56 PM
I've been wanting a boston cream filled one for days now.
Posted by: eil | August 24, 2011 at 03:50 PM