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August 25, 2011

'I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THEY GOT THERE, OFFICER'

Arizona Man Arrested for Stealing Snakes in His Pants

(Thanks to Greg Snow, Jeff Meyerson, R&L Stevenson and Andy the TropicHunt.com guy)

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Is this the same guy who shot an elephant in his pajamas?

Sneaky snake down his pants. What people won't do.

He could have been bitten in his asp.

I'm trying to think of a clean way to say that if he came to my ER expecting me to suck the venom out he would be very wrong.

nc,
Wouldn't that call for amputation?

NC,

Give him a bikini wax.

YOu can call it prepping him for surgery.

Imagine this:

A gay officer (NTTAWWT) says "Are you happy to see me?
or is that...GOOD GOD it's moving! [Pulls gun out] ..
STOP RIGHT THERE!"

So, it was a snake in his pants.

He doesn't look very happy to see the cops.

So, they were trouser snakes?

The story of Medusa is rewritten with a modern twist.

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