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Boy tells teacher he spent vacation making explosives
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
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Boy tells teacher he spent vacation making explosives
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
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There are easier ways for a guy to get out of gym class, many of which will not result in spending time in Juvie.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 12, 2011 at 10:24 AM
If only all terrorists were this smart.
Posted by: oldfatguy | August 12, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Next time tell the teacher you read some books, genius.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 12, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Did they actually say that "Smyrna is a booming bedroom community..."?
Choice words indeed!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | August 12, 2011 at 11:05 AM
So when I was in high school, back in the days when boys weren't expected to be safe, I had a chemistry teacher... Having a class full of rambunctious teenaged boys he invited some of us out to his farm. Where he taught us how to make plastic explosive. Then he had us partially dig up a bunch of stumps in a field he'd recently acquired, wrap the roots in the homemade plastique, and showed us how to use det caps. Lots of fun.
Wore us out, and got his field cleared (for free!) without working up a sweat. Smart man...
Posted by: wiredog | August 12, 2011 at 11:28 AM
"Okay, students, take out your t#rr!sm books and go to page 113."
Posted by: eil | August 12, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Thank God it wasn't Show and Tell.
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 12, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Nice story, Wiredog. It's good none of the kids bought the farm.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | August 12, 2011 at 01:05 PM
"I cannot tell a lie. I blew up a cherry tree with my little pipe bomb."
Posted by: Elon | August 12, 2011 at 02:07 PM
I live in Nashville and am not far from Smyrna. It is a booming bedroom community, with about every restaurant franchise under the sun.
It's stories like this that make me so proud to say I live in Tennessee.
Posted by: The Minx | August 12, 2011 at 05:51 PM
I bet this means he bombed his algebra test the next day....
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 13, 2011 at 12:24 AM