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Did she have one of those hollow pregnancy tummies for the 3-tier wedding cake?
Posted by: padraig | August 25, 2011 at 09:53 AM
How sad. I wonder what kind of stuff they took. I also wonder if they thought it was really worth it.
Posted by: Theresa | August 25, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Say what you will about their stupidity, but they managed to get more than $1000 worth of stuff into one shopping cart. That's pretty darn good!
Posted by: Braniff | August 25, 2011 at 10:21 AM
I thought the bride's family was supposed to steal the food for the reception.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 25, 2011 at 10:27 AM
"Police say the newlyweds told officers they'd been married a couple days earlier and took the food for their wedding reception that afternoon."
Well, at least they didn't do this right between the church and the reception hall. Too bad, I always love those booking photos with the woman in her wedding dress.
Posted by: padraig | August 25, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Shoplifting my a**! This was brazen theft.
There was no "lifting" involved but some quick rolling. "Carpe cart" or seize the cart was their
motto and plan.
They were probably recorded on security cameras.
Don't worry. They'll make lots of new friends and
have the reception in jail.
Posted by: funny man | August 25, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Coming next week on The Kardashians...
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 25, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Hmmm...any odds on how long the marriage will last?
Posted by: Coconuts | August 25, 2011 at 11:53 AM
She probably stole his heart, too. GakGaaakGaag.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 25, 2011 at 01:30 PM
Groom: "Take my wife.....please."
Posted by: LeDud | August 25, 2011 at 04:34 PM
Coming soon, Adam Sandler stars in The Wedding Shoplifter
Posted by: Marc | August 25, 2011 at 07:10 PM
Q: How should I dress for the reception?
A: Steal something formal.
Posted by: Martini Shark | August 26, 2011 at 09:16 AM