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August 24, 2011

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Portland police recover stolen goat

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Vaguely Related Update: Loose Emu Locked Up in MD

(Thanks to funny man)

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I hope they went easy on the goat. It looks like it's just a kid to me. By loose Emu do they mean it was running free or did it have the morals of an alley cat?

The bird looks kind of cute.

some things in life are best left unseen like
More: Raw video of goat and Portland police

"They're like 'oh, we're just gonna take it to a party - we'll bring it back by the morning' and we're just like, 'no you aren't.'"

He's no fun anymore.

And when did yokel farmers start sounding like valley girls?

Goat rental yard maintenance? Exchange grass for manure.

"They're like 'oh, we're just gonna take it to a party - we'll bring it back by the morning' and we're just like, 'no you aren't.'"

Perchance could alcohol have been involved? Or a franternity prank? Or both?

Elon, I saw Yokel Farmers open for Willie Nelson.

Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I overheard two people outside bragging and laughing about stealing a goat...

How did they know the Emu was "loose"? Was it's phone number scrawled on a mens' room stall?

A good strong shot of Wild Turkey will tighten up your emu.

New for Playstation: " Grand Theft Billy ".

Loose Emu WBAGNFARB.

Police recover stolen goat, this intreged me the second i saw it, what an unusual story

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