BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN
Portland police recover stolen goat
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
Vaguely Related Update: Loose Emu Locked Up in MD
(Thanks to funny man)
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August 24, 2011
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I hope they went easy on the goat. It looks like it's just a kid to me. By loose Emu do they mean it was running free or did it have the morals of an alley cat?
Posted by: nursecindy | August 24, 2011 at 12:29 PM
The bird looks kind of cute.
Posted by: Theresa | August 24, 2011 at 12:30 PM
some things in life are best left unseen like
More: Raw video of goat and Portland police
Posted by: oldfatguy | August 24, 2011 at 12:46 PM
"They're like 'oh, we're just gonna take it to a party - we'll bring it back by the morning' and we're just like, 'no you aren't.'"
He's no fun anymore.
And when did yokel farmers start sounding like valley girls?
Posted by: Elon | August 24, 2011 at 01:07 PM
Goat rental yard maintenance? Exchange grass for manure.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 24, 2011 at 01:12 PM
"They're like 'oh, we're just gonna take it to a party - we'll bring it back by the morning' and we're just like, 'no you aren't.'"
Perchance could alcohol have been involved? Or a franternity prank? Or both?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 24, 2011 at 03:07 PM
Elon, I saw Yokel Farmers open for Willie Nelson.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 24, 2011 at 03:07 PM
Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I overheard two people outside bragging and laughing about stealing a goat...
How did they know the Emu was "loose"? Was it's phone number scrawled on a mens' room stall?
Posted by: Lairbo | August 24, 2011 at 03:33 PM
A good strong shot of Wild Turkey will tighten up your emu.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 24, 2011 at 04:18 PM
New for Playstation: " Grand Theft Billy ".
Posted by: Clankie | August 24, 2011 at 07:38 PM
Loose Emu WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | August 24, 2011 at 08:54 PM
Police recover stolen goat, this intreged me the second i saw it, what an unusual story
Posted by: Irish Centre Online | August 25, 2011 at 04:53 AM