AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL' DOES NOTHING
Victoria's Secret Model's Privates Bruised By Panties
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)
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Victoria's Secret Model's Privates Bruised By Panties
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)
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nobody, indeed...
Posted by: russellmc | August 26, 2011 at 09:48 AM
"This is not cohesive to get a man. No man wants a scratchy vagina.”
And I'm sure she speaks from vast experience...NTTAWWT.
I do question her use of "cohesive" however. Not really sure what point she was driving at, but let me study the picture for an hour or two and I'll get back to you.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 26, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Yet another article run solely for the purpose of the accompanying photographs.
Posted by: padraig | August 26, 2011 at 10:39 AM
I have the exact same problem with my diamond encrusted Victoria's Secret undies! I use baby powder.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 26, 2011 at 10:46 AM
In a pinch, we will settle for a scratchy vagina. Whut?
Posted by: wvplantman | August 26, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Jeff, if you're done studying the picture, I think she meant "conducive." Just a guess. Not that I'm sayin' anything about this girl's vocabulary.
Posted by: AvidReader | August 26, 2011 at 12:25 PM
This is the very reason why Wal-Mart doesn't stock this item.
Posted by: mesmo | August 26, 2011 at 12:55 PM
I feel obligated to point out that if her panties bruised her vagina,* she's wearing them wrong. What she almost certainly means is her vulva.
*Latin for "scabbard," which tells you something, doesn't it?
Posted by: Will (the other one) | August 26, 2011 at 01:10 PM
This woman is in trouble! Stand back everyone while I perform CPR! (that stands for Cardio -- [ Comment deleted for vulgar abbreviations.]
Posted by: Martini Shark | August 26, 2011 at 02:00 PM
I saw the Vulgar Abbreviations open for the Sex Pistols.
Posted by: padraig | August 26, 2011 at 02:04 PM
When did we abandon the completely proper convention of calling all this stuff " unmentionables " ?
Posted by: Clankie | August 26, 2011 at 02:44 PM
Clankie, too many people kept mentioning them.
Posted by: oldfatguy | August 26, 2011 at 04:00 PM