AFTER WHICH YOU SHOULD SEND IT TO WASHINGTON
You Can Teach Your Dog to Eliminate on Command
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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August 12, 2011
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No Fido, I said "Sit"!
Posted by: NotSherly | August 12, 2011 at 02:44 PM
No Fido, I said "Kiss"!
Posted by: Wolfsong | August 12, 2011 at 03:06 PM
Dave, send what to Washington...the dog or the poop?
Posted by: Siouxie | August 12, 2011 at 03:21 PM
send the dog. there's enough poop there already to ...........eh, choke a......drown in.
Posted by: queensbee | August 12, 2011 at 03:26 PM
You sure can and for my dog the command is: NOT ON THE CARPET DAMMIT!
Posted by: fivver | August 12, 2011 at 03:26 PM
*snork* @ NotSherly, WS & Siouxie
'Fido - Come!'
woops.....
Posted by: sandy | August 12, 2011 at 03:28 PM
Will this book work on children?
Posted by: nursecindy | August 12, 2011 at 03:33 PM
Eliminate who or what? Oh wait...
Posted by: Gary | August 12, 2011 at 03:45 PM
Gold NotSherly (I laughed out loud...I'm at work) Others just great.
Posted by: LeDud | August 12, 2011 at 04:19 PM
The real question is...
Can they be taught to clean up their "eliminations"?
Posted by: funny man | August 12, 2011 at 04:31 PM
No, the REAL question is can they be taught to eliminate Congressmen.
*snork* Sandy.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | August 12, 2011 at 06:12 PM
My beloved golden retriever, Murphy, (now gone) would do this. Command was "Go and be good". Compliance within about 30 seconds.
Gawd I miss that wonderful friend.
Posted by: Afkat | August 12, 2011 at 07:09 PM
HUGE Guffaw @ Sandy
Posted by: Mr. NotSherly | August 12, 2011 at 07:19 PM
in the reviews ...A word of caution - take care when choosing your "command words" and "smart phrases" to avoid words your dog is likely to hear on the television. It took 4 episodes of Ali McBeal before I realised that my "full evacuation" command was in the theme song.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 13, 2011 at 01:41 AM
My dogs think their name is "Dammit who did this?"
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 13, 2011 at 08:52 AM
My dogs are perfect! In fact I never have this problem. If I put them somewhere and tell them to stay they do it. They never bark, mess in the house, or beg for food. Of course they're stuffed but that's beside the point.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 13, 2011 at 09:44 AM
And don't choose a command like " Manilow ! " that gives you the urge as well.
Posted by: Clankie | August 13, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Clankie I wouldn't use "Snooki" either.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 13, 2011 at 10:03 AM