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August 30, 2011

ADVISORY

Health Canada warns against buying semen over Web

(Thanks to The Perts)

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ew, eh?

I'm not in the market for any more babies but if I were I would still do it the old fashioned way. That's 3/4 of the fun anyway isn't it?

Can you get it from Craigslist.cum?

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As a Canadian I can safely state that a high percentage of the fresh semen is frozen in Canada, especially during the winter months (September to June, with two months of tough sledding in the summer).

Don't touch that. You don't know where it's been.

Oh, and watch out for the kleenex bits.

I never really thought anyone would need this warning. Oh, well. I never thought anyone would need to be told , either, but clearly I was wrong about that, too.

Note to self: PREVIEW.

Let's try that again.

I never really thought anyone would need this warning. Oh, well. I never thought anyone would need to be told not to use a hair dryer while sleeping, either, but clearly I was wrong about that, too.

I dunno, Diva. Seems the kids are texting while sleeping now, so who the heck knows about hair styling?

Gee, do ya think?

I sell strictly OTC myself. In business, you just can't beat that arm's length relationship.

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