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July 26, 2011

TIME FOR TOUGH FEDERAL CONTROLS

Woman Assaulted With Bratwurst

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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Thank goodness there weren't any stale hot dog buns laying around with the bratwurst. The results could have been tragic.

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And they say newspapers are obsolete. Nonsense!

What happened to my post? It was there a minute ago.

It's back. Weird.

Anyway, why did she keep having this weird homeless woman over if the latter kept trying to pick a fight with her? I don't get this story.

Yes cindy, putting a perfectly good bratwurst into a (shudder!) hot dog bun would be a tragedy.

This woman's lucky she lives in Iowa. In Wisconsin she would have had sausage abuse charges tacked on.

Assault with a delicatessen weapon?

"Officers arrested Banks on a charge of simple assault, according to the report."

So if she used a three-course meal, would it be complex assault?

Deadly grease marks. The fat-Nazis (not the overweight Nazis) will want the death penalty.

Dippin' my brat in spicy polish mustard.

So that's what the kids are calling it these days...

Speaking of assault. I have a confession to make. I almost turned into a guy today. (not really) I was at a store and saw a guy so physically perfect that it was all I could do to not throw myself at him and make very suggestive remarks. AND he was riding on a Harley. I even had a line ready. I was going to say, "You look like my next one-night stand!" Fortunately I contained myself. But he was purty! So blog guys, sometimes we women have the same thoughts.

Spammers are a couple of sacs of s%&^.

Jeff,

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Would you fight someone if they hit you with a bratwurst?
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With or without the mustard?

The best way to get rid of them is NOT TO OPEN THEIR STUPID site. If even ONE person clicks on their site, they have made money.

They don't care what you think of them or they wouldn't be spammers.

Goo Gone or Desolv-It works wonders on grease stains.

a bratwurst? hell, ida used a canadian bacon.

sorry - i only have kosher brats. and i would be too busy eating them to use them as weaponry.

I started to hit a woman with a brat once. But I just told her to take her kids home.

Isn't this how Eliot Wiener got in trouble?

WHY ARE YOU SPAMMING EVERY THREAD WITH POSTS ABOUT SPAMMERS?
:) please cut it out.
i spend 10 minutes every morning getting rid of the spam posts. RELAX AND STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM. thank you.
(have i made my point yet?)

do you mean eliot spitzer or anthony weiner..........both are douches anyway, so it dunnnnt matter. but stop using innocent sausages as weaponry.

QB, a composite political douchebag to illustrate my point! :) Nice catch!

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