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July 28, 2011

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STARRING JODIE FOSTER

A family is held hostage by a violent wallaby named Wacker.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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We assume Mel Gibson will play Wacker.

I saw Rampaging Wallabys open for the Traveling Wilburys

♫ Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down...

What's with all the "rampaging" marsupials?
My mother-in-law warned me years ago not to go to a national park because of the "rampaging hippies" running around robbing people.
My daughter immediately spoke up, wanting to go see the rampaging hippies.
It sort of ruined the warning for my wife's mother.

Julie Bambrick said [the wallaby]...had terrorised her 11-year-old grandson Reece, bowled over her husband Virgil and bit him on the face, and hissed, snarled and scratched at her whenever she ventured into her garden.

If this keeps up, they won't be able to tally Wacker's offenses.

Perfect role for Charlie Sheen, if Mel passes or isn't available!

But first, roo roo.

Do they name all their dangerous animals in Australia?

They told her to keep a water gun nearby? I love animals as much as anyone but if I were this lady I would whack Wacker and it wouldn't be with a water gun.

"Ho ho ho, hee hee hee,
Wacker the Wallabee"

Where's the Geezer bus?

Where's that old lady with the baseball bat when we need her?

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