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July 26, 2011

CSI: SEATTLE

Naked homeowner fends off would-be car prowler

Suggestive Opening Sentence: Randall Dykstra is a hard-working landscaper who believes very strongly in his right to stand-up for himself.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Related Update: 70-Year-Old Woman Chases Naked Intruder Out of Home

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

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Suggestive Second Sentence: A would-be robber just found that out the hard way.

Wake me when 70 year old women start chasing naked intruders into their homes.

We need pictures of the girlfriend.

What?

And why did the second dimbulb take his clothes off? I hope she batted his balls for him.

seems to be a rash of this kind of thing.

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