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July 25, 2011

BOO

A SOUTH African man thought to be dead woke up in a chilly morgue on Sunday and shouted to be let out, scaring off two attendants who thought he was a ghost, local media reported.

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

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"Feets don't fail me now!"

"I'm not dead yet!"

Bring out your dead! Hat tip to Siouxie! Ya beat me.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.

siouxie!

glad ur not dead :)

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy y'alls!! Sorry been quite busy with Facebook Mafia Wars Frontierville CityVille stuff lately! Butt then again, most of you already knew that ;)

Shrinkage! I was in the morgue!

Siouxie,
You're not on google+ yet? You're falling behind the times. People gonna start thinking you're middle aged or somethin'.

You sure he wasn't watching soccer? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Oh, and I hear G+ is a great way for you blogettes to meet guys...who live in their mom's basement.

It's good to see Siouxie back! As for this guy's family. A little too anxious to get their inheritance maybe?

PFFFFFFFFFFT! It so happens that I AM on Google + and have like circles and stuff.

Are the circles under your eyes? Cuz there's an app for that.

Good thing they hadn't started the autopsy. (If this were "House," they would've.)

Maybe he really was dead, and someone just poured soy sauce on him.

It's always nice to see an occasional Al Gore story.

Good one, Elon.

Sick, but funny.

I tried to speak up when I woke up under the sheet after my car accident.
Fortunately, it was raining heavily because the young lady standing next to my body peed instantly.
In retrospect, it would have been better if my teeth hadn't been embedded in my cheek. All I could get out was "ARRGuhh".
Eloquence is my middle name.

Unless he was filming an infomercial. Those actors are really dead..pan...

"Someday, Mon cherie, we'll wake the dead..and boy, will they be pissed..."
from an imaginary movie in my mind

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