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"Feets don't fail me now!"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 25, 2011 at 10:28 AM
"I'm not dead yet!"
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Bring out your dead! Hat tip to Siouxie! Ya beat me.
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 25, 2011 at 10:45 AM
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 25, 2011 at 10:53 AM
siouxie!
glad ur not dead :)
Posted by: sandy | July 25, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy y'alls!! Sorry been quite busy with
Facebook Mafia Wars Frontierville CityVillestuff lately! Butt then again, most of you already knew that ;)Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Shrinkage! I was in the morgue!
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 25, 2011 at 12:04 PM
Siouxie,
You're not on google+ yet? You're falling behind the times. People gonna start thinking you're middle aged or somethin'.
Posted by: wiredog | July 25, 2011 at 12:25 PM
You sure he wasn't watching soccer? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Oh, and I hear G+ is a great way for you blogettes to meet guys...who live in their mom's basement.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 25, 2011 at 12:37 PM
It's good to see Siouxie back! As for this guy's family. A little too anxious to get their inheritance maybe?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 25, 2011 at 12:44 PM
PFFFFFFFFFFT! It so happens that I AM on Google + and have like circles and stuff.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2011 at 01:28 PM
Are the circles under your eyes? Cuz there's an app for that.
Posted by: eil | July 25, 2011 at 02:06 PM
Good thing they hadn't started the autopsy. (If this were "House," they would've.)
Posted by: Renee (the First) | July 25, 2011 at 02:30 PM
Maybe he really was dead, and someone just poured soy sauce on him.
Posted by: Elon | July 25, 2011 at 02:33 PM
It's always nice to see an occasional Al Gore story.
Posted by: rockin01 | July 25, 2011 at 03:10 PM
Good one, Elon.
Sick, but funny.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 25, 2011 at 03:52 PM
I tried to speak up when I woke up under the sheet after my car accident.
Fortunately, it was raining heavily because the young lady standing next to my body peed instantly.
In retrospect, it would have been better if my teeth hadn't been embedded in my cheek. All I could get out was "ARRGuhh".
Eloquence is my middle name.
Posted by: Steve | July 25, 2011 at 07:20 PM
Unless he was filming an infomercial. Those actors are really dead..pan...
"Someday, Mon cherie, we'll wake the dead..and boy, will they be pissed..."
from an imaginary movie in my mind
Posted by: funny man | July 26, 2011 at 09:46 AM