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June 27, 2011

TOTALLY SELF-DEFENSE

Woman Arrested After Allegedly Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk

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(Thanks to cyberick, Rob Johnson, Gregory Snow, Joe in Japan, Steve @ Secret Location and Larry Pigeon)

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""This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do," Davis said."

Funny, one would never have guessed.

It would seem that Ohio is now giving South Florida some competition in the weirdness department.

She obviously didn't have the breast milk baby doll growing up!

Thanks to Jeff Meyerson who sent this to me earlier. Hey blog guys! I'll bet she's single now! I hope she's not drinking this much while breast feeding because if she is her breast milk is probably 80 proof right now.

80 proof, eh?
And single?? Could be an interesting evening... .

From her picture she looks to be heavily armed.

Can she write her name in the snow?

Did she have a concealed carry permit??

Amazingly, alcohol seems to have been involved, yet again. I am shocked, I tell you.

She's a teatcher.

I'd guess meth was also involved, Jeff. I'm pretty sure not even the elephant woman is born with that mugshot.

Methinks she was as high as her eyebrows.

That cow gives white Russians.

Police must be lactose intolerant.

Post-partum D is a powerful thing. Do NOT mess with it.

Just imagining Dillenger yelling "Suckle THIS, Coppers!!!!"

Now I have to wash my brain.

Alcohol-amplified, birth hormones.

Nobody gets out alive.

And I love the "allegedly".

Veni, vidi, leche!

(I came, I saw, I gave milk!)

At certain Gentlemen's Clubs don't the patrons pay extra for this?

I say give her a pass. I've seen a few women on their first night out drinking months after giving birth and the effect of the alcohol seems to be magnified several times. I also have to admit to being a little jealous of the baby when mom gets home. Getting booze while breast feeding is the dream of every guy over 20.

(apologies ahead of time)

This may be the first time someone remained in custody due to a lactate of evidence.

Can I have cookies with that?

*SNORK* @ Punkin

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