TOTALLY SELF-DEFENSE
Woman Arrested After Allegedly Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk
(Thanks to cyberick, Rob Johnson, Gregory Snow, Joe in Japan, Steve @ Secret Location and Larry Pigeon)
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June 27, 2011
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""This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do," Davis said."
Funny, one would never have guessed.
Posted by: Elon | June 27, 2011 at 12:43 PM
It would seem that Ohio is now giving South Florida some competition in the weirdness department.
Posted by: The Minx | June 27, 2011 at 01:17 PM
She obviously didn't have the breast milk baby doll growing up!
Posted by: jon | June 27, 2011 at 01:25 PM
Thanks to Jeff Meyerson who sent this to me earlier. Hey blog guys! I'll bet she's single now! I hope she's not drinking this much while breast feeding because if she is her breast milk is probably 80 proof right now.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 27, 2011 at 01:26 PM
80 proof, eh?
And single?? Could be an interesting evening... .
Posted by: jon | June 27, 2011 at 01:29 PM
From her picture she looks to be heavily armed.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | June 27, 2011 at 01:52 PM
Can she write her name in the snow?
Posted by: Steve | June 27, 2011 at 02:03 PM
Did she have a concealed carry permit??
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | June 27, 2011 at 02:17 PM
Amazingly, alcohol seems to have been involved, yet again. I am shocked, I tell you.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 27, 2011 at 02:39 PM
She's a teatcher.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 27, 2011 at 02:46 PM
I'd guess meth was also involved, Jeff. I'm pretty sure not even the elephant woman is born with that mugshot.
Posted by: Elon | June 27, 2011 at 03:42 PM
Methinks she was as high as her eyebrows.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 27, 2011 at 04:00 PM
That cow gives white Russians.
Police must be lactose intolerant.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 27, 2011 at 04:14 PM
Post-partum D is a powerful thing. Do NOT mess with it.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 27, 2011 at 04:23 PM
Just imagining Dillenger yelling "Suckle THIS, Coppers!!!!"
Now I have to wash my brain.
Posted by: Punkin | June 27, 2011 at 05:22 PM
Alcohol-amplified, birth hormones.
Nobody gets out alive.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 27, 2011 at 05:24 PM
And I love the "allegedly".
Posted by: Punkin | June 27, 2011 at 05:33 PM
Veni, vidi, leche!
(I came, I saw, I gave milk!)
Posted by: Marc | June 27, 2011 at 06:27 PM
At certain Gentlemen's Clubs don't the patrons pay extra for this?
Posted by: Spiny Norman | June 27, 2011 at 07:33 PM
I say give her a pass. I've seen a few women on their first night out drinking months after giving birth and the effect of the alcohol seems to be magnified several times. I also have to admit to being a little jealous of the baby when mom gets home. Getting booze while breast feeding is the dream of every guy over 20.
Posted by: Wingnut | June 27, 2011 at 08:07 PM
(apologies ahead of time)
This may be the first time someone remained in custody due to a lactate of evidence.
Posted by: Martini Shark | June 27, 2011 at 09:00 PM
Can I have cookies with that?
Posted by: funny man | June 27, 2011 at 11:23 PM
*SNORK* @ Punkin
Posted by: eil | June 28, 2011 at 12:23 PM