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June 23, 2011

TIME TO LOCK MARTHA UP AGAIN

Arvada woman says Martha Stewart table exploded for no reason

Key Quote: "The popular patio table has been known to explode before."

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

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Sha-doo-be.

Somehow, sunlight is involved. And poor-quality glass.
And Martha Stewart. Never trust a woman whose life revolves around centerpieces.

Poor Martha. She just can't catch a break. Maybe this is the deluxe model that tosses your salad for you.

Now the terrorists are using Martha Stewart.

I used to have a husband like that. Replaced him, too, with a better model.

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