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June 30, 2011

STOP GIVING THEM BEER

OSU researcher says he's found way to possibly curb cow burps

(Thanks to Rob Johnson)

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There are about 10 cows in a pasture across the road from my house and I've never heard one burp.

Please clarify. To stop the URGENT global warming cow burps we are to:

- feed kangaroos to cows?
- make bigger roos and eat them?
- teach cows how to hop?

I'm confused.

" Pull my hoof. "

Don't let them do it guys. Next they'll be wanting to make us take a pill so we can't burp or fart. What would be the point of living?

I had a friend in high school who had an ambition to burp the Lord's Prayer. He was Catholic but that was about as close as he got to being holy.
I saw him at our 40th reunion but forgot to ask him about it.
Maybe I should save him a seat.

those cows gotta stop drinking beer.

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