SORRY, LADIES: HE'S TAKEN.
Mr Singh, 65, has not bathed or cut his 6ft-long dreadlocks since 1974, shortly after he married.
Reminds us of college: Mr Singh spends his days tending cows in 47C heat, yet the only 'cleansing' he does allow himself is a 'fire bath' each evening, which involves smoking marijuana, praying to the Hindu Lord Shiva and dancing around a bonfire.
(Thanks to Catherine)

Ewwww, too gross for me
Posted by: Theresa | June 24, 2011 at 09:29 AM
Well you know what they say ladies, all the good ones are taken. Looks like maybe a few not so good?????????????????????
Posted by: oldfatguy | June 24, 2011 at 09:29 AM
Behold the Ultimate Hippie.
Posted by: KJP | June 24, 2011 at 09:31 AM
116 degrees? How can he not at least jump in the river?
Reminds me of a private garbage collector who walked into my office (interior, no windows) on December 8, 1978. Made an impression. On the wall, which I bounced off of while trying to escape.
After he left, the nurses used two cans of Lysol to try to get rid of the stench.
I later met the guy's wife, who was very neat and clean. I have no idea how they worked that out.
Posted by: Steve | June 24, 2011 at 09:38 AM
Dude!!!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 24, 2011 at 09:49 AM
Steve, the spammers are after you.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 24, 2011 at 09:50 AM
Dude, you're (not your) 65, you haven't bathed in 37 years and you still don't have a son.
IT'S NOT WORKING, OK?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 24, 2011 at 09:52 AM
he looks like a skinny version of that rent's too high dude who ran for governator of ny last yr. why is he soooo skinny - doesnt he get the munchies?
Posted by: queensbee | June 24, 2011 at 10:07 AM
He has to sleep sometime and when he did I would cut his hair and throw his nasty body into a shower. THEN I would leave him.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 24, 2011 at 10:11 AM
I don't think so, queensbee. The mustache is the same, but the beard and everything else are different.
Posted by: Elon | June 24, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Jimmy McMillan, queensbee's candidate.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 24, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Did I miss something? Did it say WHY?
Posted by: pogo | June 24, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Look at the top left part of the photo - you can actually see the stink waves emanating from his body. (cue Brooklyn accent) -"The aura of horror."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 24, 2011 at 12:18 PM
I think the sweater is redundant.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 24, 2011 at 12:55 PM
That's a sweater? I thought that was his linty, dreadlocked body hair.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 24, 2011 at 01:09 PM
I hope he does not expect marital "relations".
That is one dirty, stinky mofo!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 24, 2011 at 01:52 PM
I bet he wears patchouli too.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | June 24, 2011 at 02:40 PM
Cindy, my sister caught her husband asleep, took scissors and cut off every chest hair he had. All seven of them.
He was crushed.
Posted by: Steve | June 24, 2011 at 02:49 PM
Ladies, he may be taken, once, but I bet he's allowed extra wives. Get your applications in soon.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 24, 2011 at 03:02 PM
Hair by Christof. Sweater and pants by L.L Bean. Feet by Nails and Faces.
Posted by: Clankazoid | June 24, 2011 at 08:40 PM
Where are the boys from "Queer Eye" when you really need them?
Posted by: djtonyb | June 25, 2011 at 12:23 AM
This reminds me of an earlier column By Dave about the difference between women and men's thoughts about their attractiveness. Women tend to think they are disgusting with a single self-perceived flaw, men think they are nearly Don Johnson as long as they still have a few strands of hair to scrape across their otherwise shiny domes...
Posted by: JCleveland | June 25, 2011 at 12:33 AM
well, jimmy mcmillan wouldnt be my candidate, per se.
he's nuttier than a bag o bedbugs.
but then, there is no limit on nutty for politicians. as to this filthy dude.... ewww.
Posted by: queensbee | June 25, 2011 at 08:01 AM