MEN SHOULD STOP READING THIS ITEM RIGHT NOW
Headline: "Silicone Willy Con"
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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June 29, 2011
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I do not offer this service.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 29, 2011 at 02:18 PM
There's a reason guys call them the jewels. They are perfect the way they are. Keep your silicone away from mine.
Posted by: Wingnut | June 29, 2011 at 02:20 PM
C*ck Caulk?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 29, 2011 at 02:20 PM
If you can't trust a guy with multiple piercings and a neck tattoo to jab your package with a grouting gun, just who the hell can you trust?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 29, 2011 at 02:36 PM
To see exactly what you were doing, wouldn't you wax first?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 29, 2011 at 02:48 PM
*snork* @ Layzee!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 29, 2011 at 02:54 PM
Boy, George Michael really has fallen on hard times.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 29, 2011 at 03:01 PM
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 29, 2011 at 03:02 PM
"The scrotum is very easy and it's just a case of hitting the best place."
But he admitted: "If it's done incorrectly you could inject silicone into the blood vessel and that would result in the patient being, well, dead."
WTFBBQ? Is this guy nuts (so to speak)?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 29, 2011 at 03:05 PM
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!!!
Posted by: tw | June 29, 2011 at 03:21 PM
>The British Association of Aesthetic and Plastic Surgeons called on the Government to close the legal loophole allowing such ops.
Perhaps they could seal it shut.
Posted by: Ross | June 29, 2011 at 03:39 PM
Lesson in Irony - it would take serious cojones to do this. But then you wouldn't need this service, would you?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 29, 2011 at 04:05 PM
The thought of this dude approaching my privates...ew...they would probably shrivel up in fright.
Posted by: EyeGore | June 29, 2011 at 04:33 PM
Bollocks!
Posted by: bonmot | June 29, 2011 at 04:37 PM
I could see the demand for it though, especially in Britain.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 29, 2011 at 05:40 PM
I can see why some men might want to be better endowed. Not me, of course. But why would you want your scrotum to be larger than it naturally is?
I mean, there are times in life when it seems to have a target painted on it. Why make it easier to hit?
Posted by: Steve | June 29, 2011 at 07:27 PM
Why not use silly putty? Then you can twist and shout.
Posted by: Ralph | June 29, 2011 at 07:37 PM
Annie sounds like she has first hand knowledge of British errrrrr well you know what.
Posted by: LeDud | June 29, 2011 at 08:26 PM
Goodness gracious great balls of ...ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 30, 2011 at 06:24 AM
The upside is that you will be able to touch up spots around the house yourself. Tomorrow I'm going to do the weather stripping on the front room windows.
(zips down)
Posted by: Martini Shark | June 30, 2011 at 07:24 AM