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Why did it have to be in North Carolina? Can you spray Jesus with Round Up? No but I will definitely spray kudzu with Round Up. If you have never been to the south kudzu covers everything and is almost impossible to kill. My grandpa use to tell me that someday kudzu was going to take over the world.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 29, 2011 at 02:04 PM
So now do we say Kudzu, Son and Holy Ghost? Father, Kudzu, Holy Ghost? Does Cindy have to get her Roundup blessed by her priest before she can kill Jesus with it? If Cindy goes to Hell, will she still be able to comment on the blog?
Posted by: Wingnut | June 29, 2011 at 02:12 PM
I'm thinkin' more like a gymnast doing the iron cross. That you can kill with RoundUp.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 29, 2011 at 02:18 PM
Wingnut, don't forget I am an Angel Of Mercy. At least that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 29, 2011 at 02:21 PM
I bid $26,000 and a Jesus, grilled cheese sandwich with a little bite out of it.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 29, 2011 at 02:41 PM
I will NOT comment or say that someone needs to trim Jesus's bush. Nope. Never.
*cranks up the weed wacker & jumps into handbasket*
Posted by: Siouxie | June 29, 2011 at 02:58 PM
Weed better be good.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 29, 2011 at 03:13 PM
Fruit of the vine
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | June 29, 2011 at 04:02 PM
An American marine from Fort Bragg brought some with him to Iraq, just to teach them a lesson.
Posted by: bonmot | June 29, 2011 at 04:39 PM
This calls for divine intervention.
Posted by: Ralph | June 29, 2011 at 07:23 PM
Well, kudzu, like Jesus, is very difficult to keep dead.
Posted by: Steve | June 29, 2011 at 07:34 PM
Kudzu?
Bless you.
Posted by: KJP | June 29, 2011 at 08:18 PM
Looks like a Wandering Jew.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2011 at 12:14 AM
God bless the Marines!!! I think we had another sister, but she got 'et by the kudzu in FL.
Posted by: eil | June 30, 2011 at 02:52 PM