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June 08, 2011

IT'S AS IF WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A BILL OF RIGHTS

Man with dead weasel accused of assault

(Thanks to Susannah Nation, Craig Roberts, Jenny Kellner and Greg Snow)

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Trying to woo her back with fur?

"Popped" goad the weasel.

Sounds like something Ermine Munster might do.

So he pelted him right in the kisser?

Do we have to start calling politicians "Martens" now?

Fighting words if I ever heard them.


Anybody here seen my old friend Marten?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He weaseled a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked 'round and he's gone.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

Dude, the correct line is "Nice marmot."

"Knock, knock."
"Who is it?
"Weasel."
"Weasel who?"
"We sellin' dead martens. Wanna buy one?"
"Uh, no thanks."
POW!

Assault with a deadly weasel.

Didn't we just have a discussion about my favorite marten?

Dead weasel WBAGNFARB or a congressman from NY.

Figures...I look up your blog so I can post the link to this story, and you already have it. You have a nose for weasel stories.

Surprising the FBI Instant Check approved his permit for that weasel.

Pure journalism: "A marten is a member of the weasel family." Drier than a vodka martini.

Gotta love this blog. You get the crime beat and a zoology lesson all in one. BTW, my congressman is named Marten. I never made the connection.

Did he have a permit for a concealed carrion?

@Cheap Coach Handbags:

Comment SPAM!

Maybe he just got back from annual Weasel Stomping Day (google it) and brought a souvenir.

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