IT'S AS IF WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A BILL OF RIGHTS
Man with dead weasel accused of assault
(Thanks to Susannah Nation, Craig Roberts, Jenny Kellner and Greg Snow)
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June 08, 2011
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Trying to woo her back with fur?
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 08, 2011 at 06:35 PM
"Popped" goad the weasel.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 08, 2011 at 06:41 PM
Sounds like something Ermine Munster might do.
Posted by: SW | June 08, 2011 at 07:16 PM
So he pelted him right in the kisser?
Posted by: SW | June 08, 2011 at 07:16 PM
Do we have to start calling politicians "Martens" now?
Posted by: Phil | June 08, 2011 at 07:26 PM
Fighting words if I ever heard them.
Posted by: Steve | June 08, 2011 at 07:28 PM
Anybody here seen my old friend Marten?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He weaseled a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked 'round and he's gone.
Posted by: sandy | June 08, 2011 at 07:40 PM
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
Dude, the correct line is "Nice marmot."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 08, 2011 at 07:58 PM
"Knock, knock."
"Who is it?
"Weasel."
"Weasel who?"
"We sellin' dead martens. Wanna buy one?"
"Uh, no thanks."
POW!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 08, 2011 at 08:00 PM
Assault with a deadly weasel.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 08, 2011 at 08:03 PM
Didn't we just have a discussion about my favorite marten?
Posted by: Ralph | June 08, 2011 at 08:23 PM
Dead weasel WBAGNFARB or a congressman from NY.
Posted by: EyeGore | June 08, 2011 at 08:28 PM
Figures...I look up your blog so I can post the link to this story, and you already have it. You have a nose for weasel stories.
Posted by: Liz D. | June 08, 2011 at 08:58 PM
Surprising the FBI Instant Check approved his permit for that weasel.
Posted by: Clankazoid | June 08, 2011 at 09:00 PM
Pure journalism: "A marten is a member of the weasel family." Drier than a vodka martini.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | June 08, 2011 at 09:32 PM
Gotta love this blog. You get the crime beat and a zoology lesson all in one. BTW, my congressman is named Marten. I never made the connection.
Posted by: Wingnut | June 08, 2011 at 10:27 PM
Did he have a permit for a concealed carrion?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 08, 2011 at 11:46 PM
@Cheap Coach Handbags:
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Posted by: Ernie G | June 09, 2011 at 07:09 PM
Maybe he just got back from annual Weasel Stomping Day (google it) and brought a souvenir.
Posted by: Herb | June 10, 2011 at 08:39 AM