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June 29, 2011

IF NECESSARY, WE'D GIVE UP FITNESS

‘Beer Runner’ Combines Fitness With Drinking

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)

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And get a RWI on your record ? No thanks.

I was going to ask what is going on with Wisconsin and drinking but then I woke up and smelled the suds.

CAIRO - Today, in the gold medal round of the 2032 Summer Olympics, Cameroon Beer Running athlete Joseph Moundzoula shattered the 10,000 meter world record with a breathtaking time of 1 week, 2 days, 16 hours, 2 minutes, and 23.74 seconds.

When asked in a post race interview if he planned to modify his training regimen for even greater speed at the upcoming World Track and Field Championships he simply replied, "Drink more beer."

Hey, that's my investment strategy! "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

MITCH Snorkorama! The best!

The drunken version of the Ridley Scott movie. Harrison Ford plays the revenooer. Rutger Hauer is the interstellar bootlegger. LA looks like a high tech slum without brewsky. Oh, yeah, it looks like that anyway. Mayhem ensues.

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