EVERYONE COULD USE AN IMPROVED BOYA
Dave,
I received this great business opportunity today. You've had some good ones, but I think I have you beat.
-Corey Smith
Dear company - Honorable Mr. President.
Have a nice day. Please be on the five-minute attention.
I am a diver. Dive around. 32 years. But the skill in filling in the open air, I neither engage in make-fast = make-fast so I tweaked. Now it is filling the air make-fast safer and easier.
My reason for the letter:
- I offer you improve your boya
- I have an idea of the contract
Mr President, if you are interested, Please Enter me.
President Clinton could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: Will (the other one) | June 28, 2011 at 04:19 PM
"Please enter me?" Why, I...I...I don't even KNOW you!
Posted by: Scott | June 28, 2011 at 04:36 PM
Google Translate does this in French: " - Je vous offre à améliorer votre Boya"
Interesting that Google capitalizes "Boya". Google also notes that the word means "paint" in Turkish. So maybe he wants to paint your house, using his premiere diving and air-filling skills.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | June 28, 2011 at 04:45 PM
I'd Boya that for a dollar.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 28, 2011 at 04:52 PM
"I am a diver. Dive around. 32 years."
Ha! Love that cadence. Doesn't sound like a hustler at all.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | June 28, 2011 at 05:05 PM
We haven't heard from diverdowndoc for quite awhile. Not that I am suggesting anything.
Posted by: Guin | June 28, 2011 at 05:26 PM
Mr President, if you are interested, Please Enter me
NTTAWWT.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 28, 2011 at 06:39 PM
My make-fast doesn't need tweaking.
Posted by: oneblankspace | June 28, 2011 at 07:46 PM
I neither engage in make-fast = make-fast so I tweaked.
Sounds suspiciously like Florence Henderson IYKWIM.
Posted by: MOTW | June 28, 2011 at 07:47 PM
Sounds kinky. Better be careful.
Posted by: Steve | June 28, 2011 at 07:48 PM
Was this by any chance from Nigeria?
They'll say or do anything to get access to your personal....information.
Indeed, be careful. Be very careful.
Posted by: funny man | June 28, 2011 at 09:24 PM
Now we know what the spammers write in their spare time.
Posted by: oldfatguy | June 29, 2011 at 02:00 PM