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June 07, 2011

CSI: INDIANAPOLIS

Police are searching for a heavyset customer who stole four rolls of toilet paper from a Far-Southside drug store this morning.

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They should stake out the Whale Tail fountain/toilet.

All together now:
Police have nothing to go on

Thank you

He should have gotten the Charmin. It's on sale this week. Men!

Scott paper? Shoddy reporting. They forgot to specify what grit was stolen.

they also didn't mention how long the line at checkout was. mitigating circumstances, man. when you gotta go, you gotta go.

If the police don't catch this guy soon there won't be any evidence remaining.

Maybe this is a case where they should let him use the evidence, first.

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