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May 31, 2011
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Is that a penis in your piece of polythene, or are you just...
Posted by: Just Some Guy | May 31, 2011 at 10:23 AM
We won't . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves (aka Brian D.) | May 31, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Don't have to worry about that dude being a repeat offender. True justice.
Posted by: EyeGore | May 31, 2011 at 10:37 AM
I don't think he's going to be getting better, especially when he has to explain to his wife what happened.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 31, 2011 at 10:38 AM
They're not reattaching it? Then I'm afraid there is no hope for him.
Posted by: Elon | May 31, 2011 at 10:43 AM
"If your erection is missing for more than four hours..."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 31, 2011 at 11:05 AM
how many times do we have to tell you guys this? dont make me come back there.
Posted by: queensbee | May 31, 2011 at 11:12 AM
The lady in question.
I'd suggest staying off her lawn, if she has one.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 31, 2011 at 11:12 AM
The severed penis was kept at the police station, and the rape suspect was undergoing treatment in the hospital.
Police plan to display the severed penis and even
loan it around to various schools in an effort to
"scare the hell out of aggressive men".
Posted by: funny man | May 31, 2011 at 11:56 AM
No means no. Guys: take notes.
Posted by: funny man | May 31, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Good for her! They probably would have reattached it but the Jhalakathi policemen and doctors were too busy running around screaming after they saw the severed part.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 31, 2011 at 12:14 PM
That Bobbit guy and this perp should start a self-help group. "My name is John Doe and I've been ***isless for 5 years..." .
Posted by: LeDud | May 31, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Bangladesh?
Now he's Banglanuthin'.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 31, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Guess he didn't notice that her wings were closed.
Posted by: Wingnut | May 31, 2011 at 12:49 PM
I'm a man. But if the details are true, good for her.
Posted by: Steve | May 31, 2011 at 06:11 PM
Did they check to see if the DNA matched, or just the part?
Posted by: abbie normal | May 31, 2011 at 06:20 PM
I wonder if she has a large following on Facebook?
Posted by: Marc | May 31, 2011 at 06:37 PM
Wait, this wasn't part of "The Hangover 2"?
Posted by: Martini Shark | May 31, 2011 at 08:12 PM
The crack defense team says their client will plead not guilty, as that is NOT his penis... Though there might be a slight flaw in that strategy.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | May 31, 2011 at 10:15 PM