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May 26, 2011

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE JEFFERSON STARSHIP

Feuding helium dwarfs exposed by eclipse

(Thanks to Jeff Matthews, who claims he saw them open for Snow White)

Related Update: Roswell UFO piloted by Russian mutant midgets

(Thanks to Dr. Doug)

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Are they trying to say most aliens are vertically challenged? If so it would explain Snookie.

The very same dwarfs who trod upon Spinal Tap's Stonehenge.

I think I can now legitimately say that I have never been so disappointed by a story in my life. What a great headline, though.

Russian Mutant Midgets vs. Snooki & The Kardashians - I'd pay to see that.

"hot subdwarf" - sounds like a CSI subplot

Is the term "white dwarf" politically correct?

IQ EXPERIMENT

"Fueding Helium Dwarfs" WBAGNF:

a) an episode of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
b) a new episode of "Red Dwarf"
c) a rock band
d) talk show hosts
e) WWF episode
f) Snookie & the "Situation"

(hint: there is no single correct answer)

I remember a gas duel once involving four college guys, a Chevy, some chili and a bottle of rum (those were more innocent days).
There was no major explosion but that was only for lack of a spark.

Those diabolical Russians. I tried to tell everyone they were up to something.

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