WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE JEFFERSON STARSHIP
Feuding helium dwarfs exposed by eclipse
(Thanks to Jeff Matthews, who claims he saw them open for Snow White)
Related Update: Roswell UFO piloted by Russian mutant midgets
(Thanks to Dr. Doug)
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May 26, 2011
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Are they trying to say most aliens are vertically challenged? If so it would explain Snookie.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 26, 2011 at 11:57 AM
The very same dwarfs who trod upon Spinal Tap's Stonehenge.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 26, 2011 at 11:59 AM
I think I can now legitimately say that I have never been so disappointed by a story in my life. What a great headline, though.
Posted by: MrToad | May 26, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Russian Mutant Midgets vs. Snooki & The Kardashians - I'd pay to see that.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 26, 2011 at 01:26 PM
"hot subdwarf" - sounds like a CSI subplot
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | May 26, 2011 at 02:12 PM
Is the term "white dwarf" politically correct?
Posted by: Mazar Larry | May 26, 2011 at 02:51 PM
IQ EXPERIMENT
"Fueding Helium Dwarfs" WBAGNF:
a) an episode of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
b) a new episode of "Red Dwarf"
c) a rock band
d) talk show hosts
e) WWF episode
f) Snookie & the "Situation"
(hint: there is no single correct answer)
Posted by: funny man | May 26, 2011 at 04:00 PM
I remember a gas duel once involving four college guys, a Chevy, some chili and a bottle of rum (those were more innocent days).
There was no major explosion but that was only for lack of a spark.
Posted by: Steve | May 26, 2011 at 04:09 PM
Those diabolical Russians. I tried to tell everyone they were up to something.
Posted by: Clankazoid | May 26, 2011 at 08:31 PM