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May 26, 2011

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW

Can Caffeine-Laced Pants Help You Lose Weight?

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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I prefer my caffeine in a cup. This just shows that people will buy anything, except for fruits and vegetables, when they want to lose weight.

Absolutely - if I worked with a fat person who wore those every day, I would lose weight.

Endorsed by Kirstie Alley!

And Consumer Reports found that so-called Shape Up sneakers not only don't help you shape up but they cause falls and broken bones.

So be careful out there.

Idontknowthatthey'regoodforlosingweightbutIputsomeon
thismorningandIfeelfullofenergyinfactIthinkI'lljogto
Starbuck'sforalittleboostbecauseIdon'tthinkthepants
havetoomuchcaffieneinthemit'shadabsolutelynoeffect
onmesofarandIusedtobeacaffieneaddictbutIcanstopany
timeIwant.

snork @ djtonyb

After a week of wearing the caffine laced pants and
the ahh bra, this can happen.

Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

Related video here.

They work better if you wear them over your head and mouth.

This goes a long way toward explaining all those " restless leg " syndrome commercials.

*looks out window and waves at djtonyb as he runs by*

Just spill hot coffee on your crotch and you'll exercise quite vigorously.

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