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May 27, 2011

WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ROSES HAD... OH, WAIT, NEVER MIND

Suit seeks $15,000 for rose thorn prick

(Thanks to nursecindy)

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If you prick me, do I not bleed? A rose, by any other name, would smell as sweet!

He should have called me. Disfigurement from a rose? Also I was shocked to see this happened in Florida.

(apologies Brett Michaels)

Eeee-vry Rose, has its thorn,

So we hear eeeev-ry jerk that is bo-oh-oh-orn,

Just like ev-ery lawer -- needs some tort-re-form,

Ev-ry rose has its thorn.

Rose was the dangerous one. The other three Golden Girls were sneaky but honest. Rose was hiding something.
Now we know what.

With the right punctuation this headline could be really interesting. Maybe put a period after thorn and a '!' after the last word.

OF COURSE they have them, Dave! Flowers are nothing more or less than the genitals of plants.

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