WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ROSES HAD... OH, WAIT, NEVER MIND
Suit seeks $15,000 for rose thorn prick
(Thanks to nursecindy)
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May 27, 2011
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If you prick me, do I not bleed? A rose, by any other name, would smell as sweet!
Posted by: wiredog | May 27, 2011 at 09:59 AM
He should have called me. Disfigurement from a rose? Also I was shocked to see this happened in Florida.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 27, 2011 at 10:11 AM
(apologies Brett Michaels)
Eeee-vry Rose, has its thorn,
So we hear eeeev-ry jerk that is bo-oh-oh-orn,
Just like ev-ery lawer -- needs some tort-re-form,
Ev-ry rose has its thorn.
Posted by: Martini Shark | May 27, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Rose was the dangerous one. The other three Golden Girls were sneaky but honest. Rose was hiding something.
Now we know what.
Posted by: Steve | May 27, 2011 at 03:14 PM
With the right punctuation this headline could be really interesting. Maybe put a period after thorn and a '!' after the last word.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 27, 2011 at 03:51 PM
OF COURSE they have them, Dave! Flowers are nothing more or less than the genitals of plants.
Posted by: Cudjoebill | May 27, 2011 at 05:20 PM