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May 26, 2011

TOTALLY SELF-DEFENSE

St. Lucie County man reports wife shot AR-15 at target in bedroom closet and missed, nailing washing machine and flooding house

(Thanks to Ralph)

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These two lovebirds are definitely made for each other. Are they related to this guy?

"It could be argued that firing a rifle within the confines of a bedroom is unwise."

Not if done with a professional.

GREAT quote from the article itself:
"It could be argued that firing a rifle within the confines of a bedroom is unwise."

Uh, yeah. Editorial writing at its finest...

The washing machine had it coming.

*simul-shot* with David....I assumed the writer was snarking, especially after reading the last line of the article.

Key line: Asked to write a sworn statement, she said, "I'll try my best but I'm drunk."

She shot like she was drunk too.

Key line 2: It wasn't immediately clear what the husband was grilling.

Yeah, I'm sure that's what most readers were wondering, "gee, I know these idiots were shooting up their bedroom and endangering anyone walking by but I wonder if he was grilling hot dogs or chicken."

No charges were filed. Is this a great country or what?

Fun couple.
I had a Dodge once that was pure evil incarnate, but the washer has always been pretty easy to get along with.

No worries. Washington probably has some program that'll help them buy a new, bullet-proof energy efficient washer.

It wasn't immediately clear what the husband was grilling.

Absolutely brilliant reporting. Funniest thing I have read in, oh, a week or so.

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