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May 30, 2011

AND THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Cows run amok on Ont. highway

(Thanks to The Perts)

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Amok? Is that a car that runs on cow poo?

Just askin'

Considering that there are probably more cows than people in Canada, I don't see a problem.

Were they cited for mooving violations?

That was just near me and fortunately I was on the other side of the highway shutdown as I was going to work on that highway at 7 a.m.

Otherwise, ArcticAl, you would have been waiting for heifer.

"Ontario Provincial Police Sgt. Dave Woodford said one of those cows charged at police officers and was put down." It picked up some bad habits from Florida? That doesn't sound like a Canadian cow, unless it was a hockey player.

Snork @ Annie.

I've wanted to run amok with SJP from Hocus Pocus, in her pre-horse days.

@Coconuts:

"Were the six cows on the highway cited for mooving violations?"


No, they were just looking for greener pastures.

Why was a monk on an Ontario highway?

Like the cows, he (the monk) was "running loose."

Loose cows on the highway mean cars get fertilized.

Sounds more like they were running amilk.

Movin', movin, movin', keep them doggies movin', Ontario

And thus the push for increased "chikin" consumption extends to Canada.

Don't cry over spilt milk or mock Ontario highways.

Ew. I'm sorry.

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