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May 27, 2011

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Pooping postman will keep job

(Doo-dah, doo-dah)

(Thanks to B'game)

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I wonder whose mail he wiped with.

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their daily dump appointed rounds."

Put your mail in the poop-filled bag.
I'll put my mail in the box.

This was the Marvelettes' little known follow-up to "Twisting Postman."

*heads back to the geezer bus*

Postal pooping was not explicitly prohibited in the terms of his contract.

♫ Pooping postman keeps his job.
Doo-dah, doo-dah
He pulls on your flag and leaves a blob.
All the doo-dah day.♫

This is bound to happen since they are required to -- [Comment deleted for improper "mail slot" reference.]

Can you say, "new Ambassador to Venezuela"?

I'm surprised he didn't go to jail. Or did he? Did he at least have to pay a fine or clean up the yard or something?

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