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May 24, 2011

PRESENTING: THE NEXT HEAD OF THE IMF

A Gastonia man suspected of taking off his pants and exposing a fast food worker to his private parts over the restaurant’s lack of chicken legs has been arrested.

(Thanks to queensbee)

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Jason Gross? Jacqueline Greene? Bojangles?!

Interesting use of "expose", too. The dictionary says it can be used both ways. So Jason exposed his gross, exposed bojangles to green Jacqueline.

Should be: Jason exposed green Jacqueline to his gross, exposed bojangles. Sorry 'bout that.

I hate to admit this but, I live about 10 miles from this particular establishment. First of all it's Gastonia. If you lived here no further explanation would be needed. Secondly this is why I always eat at KFC.

I hate to admit this but, I live about 10 miles from this particular establishment. First of all it's Gastonia. If you lived here no further explanation would be needed. Secondly this is why I always eat at KFC.

For those of you of the 'northern persuasion' This is Bojangles. I won't be eating their dirty rice for a while.

'Bojangles' indecent exposure...'?


....butt, lord, he could dance

*kicks type poop for posting my first comment twice*

Music, maestro:

I knew a man Bojangles
and he fried for you
a chicken hen
But he ran out of legs,
and tried,,to substitute!
But then Mr. Gross got very cross
and said: Do these legs look chicken to you?
As he undressed, and cops sped there too...


Mr. Bojangles,
Mr. Bojangles,
what're you to do?
Arrest the Gross man
and please have a plan
so legs won't be an issue...

music fades out

Now all we need is William Shatner to sing it...

Gross by name, gross by nature.

“He did it gradually,” Green said the day after the incident. “It’s going to be forever engrained in my head.”

Engrained? Calling Mr. Language Person!

Maybe he thought they took tips.

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