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How often did your child fill his or her diaper today? How quickly did you take care of the messes? If a new iPhone app which includes a "Poo Management" feature is any indication, these are questions you should be able to answer.
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
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If you need an app to manage your baby, perhaps it's a sign you're not ready to have a baby? just sayin'
Posted by: Coconuts | May 27, 2011 at 10:09 PM
Coconuts I agree. Also tracking your child's potty habits isn't as exciting as you might think.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2011 at 12:39 AM
*makes flowchart*
Is baby crying? Yes/No
Yes - Is baby hungry/poopy ... No - rejoice
Baby hungry - feed baby
Baby poopy - change baby
Put baby to bed.
return to beginning... Sleep next decade.
Posted by: djtonyb | May 28, 2011 at 03:41 AM
Also, maybe it's time to step away from the iPhone and into a 12 step program.
Poo Management, on the other hand, WBAGNFA Adam Sandler movie.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2011 at 06:32 AM
If the iStink app on your baby's iPhone texts the oS**t poo management app on your iPhone, you need counseling.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 28, 2011 at 08:35 AM
Starfleet kept track of the Captain's Log.
Posted by: Clankazoid | May 28, 2011 at 09:14 AM
ooo, tracking anybody's potty habits is not exciting..............
Posted by: queensbee | May 28, 2011 at 09:16 AM
My kids are grown now. I remember that the only bowel habits we were overly concerned about were the ones we called "flaming squirters".
Posted by: Steve | May 28, 2011 at 09:50 AM
Snork @ Jeff!
They have a similar Poo management app for Adults,
as well as Pee/Pooh reminder apps.
They also have a non-Computer RFID-chip and radio transmitter "wrist watch" so you can track and locate your kids, the elderly, and the unbalanced.
Posted by: funny man | May 28, 2011 at 11:09 AM
O/T:
I attended a seminar where one of the presenters had
a $400 "course" to teach you how to use your basic calculator (Which itself most often cost less than ten dollars).
I though, and made the comment that if people "buy" this, Why not develop and market a course that teaches
people how to wipe their behinds? (I'm sure with sufficient, clever marketing, it'd be a virtual gold mine.)
Posted by: funny man | May 28, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Snork @ Clankazoid!
iPoo and iPee
on my iphone...
too funny!!!
Posted by: funny man | May 28, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Do they have an app. called iGiveUP?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2011 at 01:22 PM
The upgrade will be a fully automated version with wireless sensors, along with a nannybot that cares for the kids. Then you can enjoy virtual parenthood without actually handling the precious bodily fluids.
Posted by: Ralph | May 28, 2011 at 05:50 PM
There's a crApp for that.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 29, 2011 at 01:20 AM