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May 27, 2011

OR YOU COULD JUST DEVELOP A, YOU KNOW, LIFE

How often did your child fill his or her diaper today? How quickly did you take care of the messes? If a new iPhone app which includes a "Poo Management" feature is any indication, these are questions you should be able to answer.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

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If you need an app to manage your baby, perhaps it's a sign you're not ready to have a baby? just sayin'

Coconuts I agree. Also tracking your child's potty habits isn't as exciting as you might think.

*makes flowchart*
Is baby crying? Yes/No
Yes - Is baby hungry/poopy ... No - rejoice
Baby hungry - feed baby
Baby poopy - change baby
Put baby to bed.
return to beginning... Sleep next decade.

Also, maybe it's time to step away from the iPhone and into a 12 step program.

Poo Management, on the other hand, WBAGNFA Adam Sandler movie.

If the iStink app on your baby's iPhone texts the oS**t poo management app on your iPhone, you need counseling.

Starfleet kept track of the Captain's Log.

ooo, tracking anybody's potty habits is not exciting..............

My kids are grown now. I remember that the only bowel habits we were overly concerned about were the ones we called "flaming squirters".

Snork @ Jeff!

They have a similar Poo management app for Adults,
as well as Pee/Pooh reminder apps.

They also have a non-Computer RFID-chip and radio transmitter "wrist watch" so you can track and locate your kids, the elderly, and the unbalanced.

O/T:

I attended a seminar where one of the presenters had
a $400 "course" to teach you how to use your basic calculator (Which itself most often cost less than ten dollars).

I though, and made the comment that if people "buy" this, Why not develop and market a course that teaches
people how to wipe their behinds? (I'm sure with sufficient, clever marketing, it'd be a virtual gold mine.)

Snork @ Clankazoid!

iPoo and iPee
on my iphone...

too funny!!!

Do they have an app. called iGiveUP?

The upgrade will be a fully automated version with wireless sensors, along with a nannybot that cares for the kids. Then you can enjoy virtual parenthood without actually handling the precious bodily fluids.

There's a crApp for that.

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