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May 27, 2011

NO WORD ON WHETHER SHE HAD A LICENSE TO CARRY IT

Sheriff's deputies in Collier County, Fla, say the 49-year-old attacked her male roommate with butter on May 21.

(Thanks to nursecindy and Jeff Meyerson)

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There's a good reason to use margarine in some households.

Assault and buttery?

When they said butter was bad for your health I just assumed they were talking about how it can raise your cholesterol.

Last Tango in Collier County?...

^ 5's cindy.

If she's 49 the phrase that comes to mind is "rode hard and put away wet."

We really did not need to see her O-leo face.

Paula Deen? o_0

Gives a newer meaning to "butter someone up."


Can't believe it's not battery.

Yeah, based on the photo she could be too stupid to think of a better weapon than butter.

I can't get the article for some reason. But from the headline, around here we call that "foreplay".

First, you bathe the thighs with butter, and then...

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