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May 31, 2011


Butterflies close wings to avoid sex

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)


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I would so not risk any comment about human-type females and how they might or might not relate to this story.

*slinks away*

Don't they own flannel nightgowns?

This reminds me of the little-known medical fact that the best human birth-control pill for both males and females is an ordinary aspirin, held firmly between the knees.

i guess they dont get headaches.

Good girls keep their wings crossed.

Sorry, honey, I have to pupate.

C'mon guys, be brave! Throw yourselves on the live grenade! I'll be here to clean up all the little pieces, if there are any.

I think Rod Stewart based the song "Tonight's The Night" on this very fact. Wingnut, the blog guys know better. A flannel nightgown works even better if you have a head cold and Vicks Vapor Rub on your chest.

But then there are guys who are turned on by the smell of Vicks...or so bonmot says.

The best defense is the phrase, "We need to talk."

Hmm...I dated a girl like that once. And I repeat. once.

But Cindy, does this mean that the fact my wife has had a head cold for the last two years is an ominous sign.

Further, does this mean that I can finally hook up with Cheryl Tiegs.

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