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HAve you been on the road lately? Not just Miami,
mon ami, but everywhere.
It's more likely 3 outta five.
Posted by: funny man | May 29, 2011 at 12:32 PM
and they are all in the left turn lane, in front of me. without the turn blinker on.
oh wait. i dont have a car. i think i know why.
Posted by: queensbee | May 29, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Get the morons with cell phones off the road and there goes half the problem.
Posted by: Clankazoid | May 29, 2011 at 01:38 PM
Clankazoid, I do the best I can but it's not easy handling a Big Gulp and a cellphone while driving.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 29, 2011 at 03:16 PM
...and putting on makeup.
Posted by: Dorakay | May 29, 2011 at 04:24 PM
That's why I love the air horn on our geezer bus.
Posted by: Coconuts | May 29, 2011 at 06:11 PM
Don't forget touching up a manicure, Dorakay. We ladies call it 'multitasking'.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 29, 2011 at 07:16 PM
Exactly cindy...I mean how do these people think we ladies get all the things done we need to in a day.
Posted by: Dorakay | May 29, 2011 at 07:38 PM
The big gulp goes between one's legs and you steer with your feet. Putting on the make up obviously takes two hands. And the cell phone gets tied to one's eyebrow with fish line and swings distractingly in front of one's face.
Posted by: Clankazoid | May 29, 2011 at 09:04 PM
And if you have that nose extension thingy, you can text....
Posted by: Dorakay | May 29, 2011 at 09:40 PM
No. It's usually geezers driving pickup trucks while wearing hats, who also have absolutely none of their mirrors adjusted to see anything around them.
These people usually drive 15 to 25 miles below the posted speed limit because, in their opinion, they are the only ones on the road. After all, they don't see anyone else out there.
The good news is that they are unispeed. If they are doing 40 in a 55 mph zone, when they enter town and the speed limit drops to 25, they keep on doing 40.
For some reason, they are never pulled over.
Posted by: Steve | May 29, 2011 at 09:40 PM
That is why I drive a Hummer!
Posted by: MikeyVA | May 30, 2011 at 09:33 AM
I drove a truck for several years and based on the things I have seen people do while driving, I would never get on a highway again if I did not have to do so. My wife gets real unhappy with me when I avoid the interstates. At least I don't drive a truck anymore,
Posted by: oldfatguy | May 30, 2011 at 09:45 AM