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May 27, 2011

'I'M FROM NEW YORK. CAN'T I DO THIS HERE?'

Indiana Cops Bust Man Wearing Only Olive Oil

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

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I'm surprised he didn't try to give them the slip.

Was his nickname Popeye?

Bluto?

Indiana stole a man with boobies?

If you don't have $200.00 to bail yourself out of jail you shouldn't be buying expensive Extra Virgin Olive Oil.

He should just stay home and slip into a dry martini.

Seriously, I'd rather watch and listen to him sing than that wendy williams...

Hollywood, are you listening? A new diva is "available"....

I wouldn't mind slipping into a dry (Comment deleted for improper Martini Shark reference)

Nearby, officers found the book “Gay Power,” a “Kroger bottle of extra virgin olive oil,” two cans of Miller beer, and Marlboro cigarettes.

Hey, the guy came prepared! Props for that.

he was laying on his back “with his entire genitals showing.”

I guess it's better than half of his genitals showing.

good thing he didnt use canola oil, is oil i can say.

What was he "...laying on his back....?" Eggs?

Mr. Language person? Anyone? Anyone?

Well, he is an entertainer and that was highly entertaining.
It's working.

" His nudity “was deliberate and not a wardrobe malfunction,” police concluded". What's all this "wardrobe malfunction" crap? If I want to get nekkid I take my clothes off, if I don't I keep them on, there's no friggin' "wardrobe malfunction" It all depends how I feel at the time.

Show prep. Those tan lines are a ugly in an evening gown.

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