CATCHY NAME
An exciting new hand sanitizer.
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
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May 24, 2011
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Maybe I didn't! *buys 5 bottle for Allen at Division*
Posted by: nursecindy | May 24, 2011 at 01:19 PM
Maybe???? They mean in the last five minutes, right?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 24, 2011 at 01:23 PM
*makes note to NEVER shake hands with Layzeeboy*
Posted by: nursecindy | May 24, 2011 at 01:24 PM
*wonders which division Allen was searching*
Posted by: bonmot | May 24, 2011 at 01:31 PM
ooh! ooh! touch mine!
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | May 24, 2011 at 01:41 PM
isn't there a 3-second rule?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 24, 2011 at 01:50 PM
Relevant comment: Ew.
OT comment: Mud, I just noticed you're in Columbus. If you like baseball can you please go to the Big 10 tournment tomorrow and cheer for Penn State so they get good karma? It's too far for me to go. My son plays for Penn State.
Posted by: Guin | May 24, 2011 at 02:03 PM
Guin, I'm not in Columbus but I will still cheer for your son.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 24, 2011 at 02:09 PM
Way too many possibilities for this blog.
I'll think I'll stick with Purcell.
Posted by: funny man | May 24, 2011 at 02:12 PM
<3 Cindy.
Posted by: Guin | May 24, 2011 at 02:26 PM
you mean Purell? i dont know purcell.
and keep your hands to yourself, just not too often you will go blind.
Posted by: queensbee | May 24, 2011 at 02:43 PM
cindy, you need new and improved Maybe HE Touched HIS Genitals hand sanitizer. You could probably use it in the hospital anyway.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 24, 2011 at 02:47 PM
Funny, the hand disinfectant I got as a present is called "You Know Damn Well You Were Scratching Your Crotch!" Thanks a LOT, Mom.
Posted by: padraig | May 24, 2011 at 03:06 PM
There's a product in search of an appropriate celebrity endorsement.
Posted by: Clankazoid | May 24, 2011 at 03:14 PM
Clanky, DEFinitely Gene Simmons. For the female version, Courtney Love.
Posted by: padraig | May 24, 2011 at 03:18 PM
nah, i think MJ would have been the ultimate celebrity endorser. so what if he's dead.
Posted by: queensbee | May 24, 2011 at 03:28 PM
My genitals are clean.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | May 24, 2011 at 03:29 PM
queensy, I think I just figured out why MJ wore one glove all the time.
Posted by: padraig | May 24, 2011 at 03:30 PM
3< guin.
go bucks.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | May 24, 2011 at 03:42 PM
No maybe about it - but I'm assuming it's fake.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 24, 2011 at 04:30 PM
Can You Smell My Finger?
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 24, 2011 at 08:21 PM
That's an exciting title alright. I can just see it now using my new hand sanitizer after waiting on customers. Then they ask, "What's that you're using?"Then show them the name and see the look on their face. Too funny.
Posted by: Theresa | May 24, 2011 at 09:24 PM
In America, maybe you touch your genitals. In Soviet Russia, your genitals maybe touch you!
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff | May 24, 2011 at 09:42 PM
Maybe?.....if it is a guy there is no maybe. The good lord gave guy's two hands so he can switch off scratchin'. Elaine "I don't know how you guys..." picture would be good.
Posted by: EyeGore | May 24, 2011 at 10:46 PM
I'm a guy, so mine are multipurpose but lacking in guidance. Unless I fulfill my manly duties, they are aimless and forlorn, lacking proper focus: I pee on my shoes.
Posted by: Steve | May 24, 2011 at 11:01 PM
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Bada-boom
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 24, 2011 at 11:26 PM
If you don't have hand sanitizer, rely on your dog. They can always sniff out a recent masturbator.
Posted by: juneohara | May 25, 2011 at 11:12 AM
There's a missed marketing opportunity here, though. They should combine this with Nair and pitch it as a product that'll also get rid of the hair on your palms if you did touch 'em.
Posted by: Alex | May 25, 2011 at 11:50 AM